# Transcript of Pepper&Carrot Episode 39 [en]

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Title: Episode 39: The Tavern

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Pepper: Can we take a break?
Pepper: Flying on this thing is so... uncomfortable.
Cayenne: Let’s halt for the night down there.
Cayenne: Maybe we'll find you a proper broom and some new clothes too.
Writing: THE ECHO
Writing: INN & TAVERN

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Sound: TING-A-LING!
Minotaur-Warrior: ... AND YOU SEE, WHEN YOU SCREAMED "AHHHHHH!!!!", WELL, THAT'S WHEN I THREW MY AXE!
Hyena-Warrior: REALLY?!
Reptile-Warrior: HAHAHA, IT BRUSHED RIGHT PAST ME!
Minotaur-Warrior: BARKEEP!
Minotaur-Warrior: THE LARGEST BEER YOU HAVE!
Hyena-Warrior: OH YES!
Hyena-Warrior: TWO!
Reptile-Warrior: THREE!
Reptile-Warrior: AND MAKE IT QUICK!
Sound: Bang!
Sound: Bam!
Sound: Bam!
Sound: Bang!
Minotaur-Warrior: CHEERS!
Hyena-Warrior: CHEERS!
Reptile-Warrior: CHEERS!
Minotaur-Warrior: AND YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED AFTER THAT?!
Reptile-Warrior: NO, BUT I HAVE A FEELING YOU'RE GOING TO TELL US!
Minotaur-Warrior: MUHAHAHA!!!
Minotaur-Warrior: TRUE THAT!
Minotaur-Warrior: THE AXE RICOCHETED, AND THE NOISE DISTRACTED THOSE CURSED CREATURES!
Reptile-Warrior: HA YES, THAT'S WHEN I WAS ABLE TO ATTACK, CHIEF!

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Pepper: Seriously, can't they keep it down?
Pepper: Some of us would like some peace and quiet here.
Cayenne: So why don't you take a stand and tell them directly?
Pepper: ?!!
Pepper: Are you kidding me?
Pepper: There are three of them, and they look like real bullies!
Cayenne: And? I don't see the problem.
Cayenne: Just kick them out, like a real witch of Chaosah would.
Pepper: And here we go again!
Pepper: Violence solves everything, huh?!
Pepper: Could you, for once, I don't know, come up with a peaceful solution?!
Pepper: It's like she didn't even hear me...
Pepper: OK, let's show her how we can solve this CREATIVELY.

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Pepper: Gather round, brave adventurers and warriors, come hear my tale...
Pepper: ...of an AXE OF LEGEND forged by gale.
Minotaur-Warrior: THE AXE OF LEGEND...?

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Pepper: North of this tavern, where the wind never rests,
Pepper: sits an abandoned temple on the highest of crests.
Pepper: Gather thy courage and hasten thy flight,
Pepper: for the entrance will close on this day at midnight!
Pepper: The AXE OF LEGEND bestows powers so grand,
Pepper: fate and destiny in the palm of thine hand!
Pepper: The time has come for ye to end this story!
Pepper: Go forth now, warriors, and seize thy glory!
Audience: CLAP!

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Minotaur-Warrior: I LOVE ALL THESE OLD LEGENDS.
Minotaur-Warrior: BUT IT'S A SHAME THEY'RE NEVER TRUE.
Sound: CLAP!
Sound: CLAP!
Reptile-Warrior: WAIT A MINUTE,
Reptile-Warrior: WHAT IF THIS ONE IS TRUE?
Hyena-Warrior: DON'T BE RIDICULOUS, IT'S JUST A STORY.
Minotaur-Warrior: YEAH, THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A FREE MAGICAL AXE, BELIEVE ME.
Pepper: Agh... It didn't work on them.
Cayenne: It's impressive how hard you're willing to work to hide the fact that you're out of Rea.
Cayenne: A witch without Rea...
Cayenne: How pitiful.
Cayenne: Even more pitiful than your little show.
Cayenne: I figured it out when you wanted to take a break in this village...
Cayenne: Exhausted after a day of flying, and not even enough Rea left for a basic spell.
Cayenne: You've really neglected your training for months, and have now hit rock bottom!

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Cayenne: Listen − go tell them.
Cayenne: If you only feel brave when you have your powers and spells, then you're not actually brave.
Cayenne: You're hiding behind your magic.
Pepper: But...
Pepper: If I say anything to them, they'll just blow me off...
Pepper: ...or even beat me up.
Cayenne: Beat you up?
Cayenne: Tsssk!
Cayenne: You don’t know that.
Cayenne: That's your fear talking.
Cayenne: Reality is far more chaotic than your imagination.
Pepper: ...
Hyena-Warrior: I'M TELLIN' YE, THIS AIN'T BEER!
Hyena-Warrior: IT'S LIKE SOMEONE POURED WATER INTO A BUCKET OF HERBS AND CALLED IT A DAY!

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Minotaur-Warrior: AND HOW DO YOU THINK THEY MAKE BEER?!!
Hyena-Warrior: I HAVE NO IDEA, AND IT'S NOT MY JOB, OK?!
Minotaur-Warrior: ALL I'M SAYIN' IS—
Pepper: Gentlemen!
Pepper: Could you please keep it down?
Pepper: Some of us are trying to enjoy a quiet and relaxing evening here!
Minotaur-Warrior: WHAT?!!
Pepper: Be brave, Pepper, be brave!
Pepper: I said:
Pepper: Gentlemen, could you please keep it down?
Pepper: Some of us are trying to enjoy a quiet and relaxing evening here!

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Hyena-Warrior: OH DEAR!
Hyena-Warrior: Are we being too loud?
Reptile-Warrior: Gosh darn it!
Reptile-Warrior: Thanks for letting us know.
Minotaur-Warrior: Yes, thank you.
Minotaur-Warrior: After the fierce battle we had with those banshees this afternoon, we must have temporarily lost some of our hearing.
Minotaur-Warrior: Sorry about the noise.
Minotaur-Warrior: Come on, guys!
Minotaur-Warrior: Let's grab a table on the terrace.
Audience: Thank you!
Audience: Well done!
Audience: CLAP!

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Cayenne: See?
Cayenne: It wasn't so hard.
Pepper: .
Cayenne: What's with the frown?
Cayenne: Ha, I see. I heard they told you about banshees, and now you want to join them to talk about their adventures, right?
Cayenne: Then go before they leave!
Pepper: Thank you, Master Cayenne!
Writing: - FIN -

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Credits: November 12, 2025 Art & scenario: David Revoy. English: original version. Proofreading: Bobby Hiltz, Estefania de Vasconcellos Guimaraes, Karl Ove Hufthammer, Marno van der Maas. Contribution: Christian Aribaud, Emmiline, Nicolas Artance, Olivier Jolly, Rimas Kudelis, Valvin. Based on the universe of Hereva Creator: David Revoy. Writers: Craig Maloney, Nicolas Artance, Scribblemaniac, Valvin. Correctors: Willem Sonke, Moini, Hali, CGand, Alex Gryson. Software: Krita 5.2.9, Inkscape 1.2 on Debian 12 KDE. License: Creative Commons Attribution 4.0. www.peppercarrot.com
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