## Malicious Compliance

A comic in four panels:

Panel 1. The headmaster bursts through Cepper's door, slamming it, furious. We see Cepper in the foreground, sitting at her desk, bored, not reacting.  
> Headmaster: "Cepper! I've heard you're refusing to use your Avian Intelligence!"  
> Headmaster: "As a scholar of this university, you must! Your pay depends on it."  

Panel 2. A closer shot of the headmaster as he continues his tirade, gesturing dramatically but reading the scroll of a Avian Intelligence Parrot with a little hat and a beard with on it "HR".  
> Headmaster: "We also need your Grimoire of Shadows and Fire by the end of the month!"  
> Headmaster: "So, use your AI! This is non-negotiable, our investors require it!"

Panel 3. Cepper turns in her chair to face the headmaster, revealing the AI Parrot on her desk. She offers a large grimoire to the headmaster (the book remains off-screen).  
> Cepper: "Calm down... I *am* using it, and it's already done."  
> Cepper: "The investors wanted high-volume output, right?"

Panel 4. The headmaster is now holding the book, and the audience can see the cover. The cover features Cepper's face with a dramatic, clickbait-style background. The title is in bold: "Shadows and Fire: 100 Tips (Number 72 is a Game Changer!)". There is a big arrow pointing to a fire with the word "HOW?!" in giant letters and also "WHAT'S NEXT?!". The headmaster is surprised. Cepper She has a dark, malicious smile.  
> Cepper: "I've given them exactly that!"  
> Cepper: "Enjoy the 500 pages of untested slops!"  
> Headmaster: "?!"