Pepper&Carrot

Enemy: huUWOOOOOOOOOOO !.

Army: Rawwwr!.
Yuurrr!.
Grrrr!.
Grrawwr!.

King: OK, young witch. If you have a spell that can help us, it's now or never!.

Pepper: Got it! Prepare to witness....

Sound: Dzziii!!.

Pepper: ...MY MASTERPIECE!.

Sound: Dzziiii!!.

Pepper: Realitas Hackeris Pepperus!.

Sound: Dzziooo!!.

Sound: Fiizz!.
Dzii!.
Schii!.
Ffhii!.
Ffhii!.
Schii!.
Fiizz!.
Dziing!.

King: So, does this spell give our swords more power... ...and weaken the enemy's weapons?.

Sound: Dzii....

Pepper: Heh. You'll see! All I can say is you won't lose any soldiers today..
But you will still have to fight and give it your best!.

King: That is what we have trained to do..
ON MY COMMAAAAAND!.

Army: Yahhhh!.
Yeaahh!.
Yaaah!.
Yaawww!.
Yeaaah!.
Yaaah!.
Yaeeh!.
Yaeeh!.
Yaahhh!.

King: CHAAAAAAAARGE!!!.

Army: Yeaahh!.
Yahhh!.
Yaeeh!.

King: Yahhhh!!!.

Enemy: YUuurr!!!.

Sound: Schwiiing!!.
Swoosh!!.

Writing: 12.

Enemy: ?!!.

Writing: 8.

King: ?!!.

Writing: 64.
32.
72.
0.
64.
0.
56.

Army: Yaawww!.
Yurr!.
Yeaaah!.
Grrr!.
Yrrr!.
Yaaah!.

Sound: wiizz.
Swoosh.
Chklong.
Fffchh.
Chkilng.
Sshing.

King: ?!.

Writing: 3.
24.
38.
6.
12.
0.
5.
0.
37.
21.
62.
27.
4.

King: !!.
WIIIIIITCH!!!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!!!!.

Pepper: Tadaaa !.
“This" ...is my masterpiece!.
It's a complex spell that alters reality and shows your opponent's remaining life points..

Writing: 33.

Pepper: When you have no more life points, you leave the field for the rest of the battle. First army to remove all of the opposing soldiers wins! Simple..

Writing: 0.

Army: ?.

Pepper: Isn't it great? No more death! No more wounded soldiers! This will revolutionize war as we know it!.

Pepper: Now that we know the rules, let me reset the scores so we can start all over again! It will be more fair..

Writing: 64.
45.
6.
2.
0.
0.
0.
0.
9.
5.
0.
0.
0.

Sound: Sshing!.
Zooo!.
poc!.
tchac!.

Pepper: Run faster, Carrot! The spell won't last much longer!.

Narrator: - FIN -.

Credits: June 29, 2020 Art & scenario: David Revoy. Beta readers: Arlo James Barnes, Craig Maloney, GunChleoc, Hyperbolic Pain, Karl Ove Hufthammer, Martin Disch, Nicolas Artance, Quetzal2, Valvin. English version (original version) Proofreading: Craig Maloney, GunChleoc, Karl Ove Hufthammer, Martin Disch . Based on the universe of Hereva Creator: David Revoy. Lead maintainer: Craig Maloney. Writers: Craig Maloney, Nartance, Scribblemaniac, Valvin. Correctors: Willem Sonke, Moini, Hali, CGand, Alex Gryson . Software: Krita 4.3, Inkscape 1.0 on Kubuntu 19.10. License: Creative Commons Attribution 4.0. www.peppercarrot.com.

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