Panel 1. Cepper, the gothic witch, is stunned to see a small army of Avian Intelligence (AI) parrots walking down the red carpet toward the university's reception room. Behind her, her own AI parrot flies overhead.  
> Cepper: "What are these?"  
> Parrot: "These are my minions."

Panel 2. The minions scatter throughout the celebration, attempting to join various group discussions.  
> Parrot: "They're deployed in all discussions to make people love Avian Intelligence."

Panel 3. A similar shot to the previous panel, but now people are growing angry at the minion parrots who interrupted their discussions. Cepper and her AI parrot simply observe the scene.  
> AI Parrot minion (1): "AI is just a tool!"  
> AI Parrot minion (2): "AI learns like humans do!"  
> AI Parrot minion (3): "AI is good!"  
> Cepper: "...Is it working?"

Panel 4. In a similar shot, the crowd is now furious, screaming at the minions. The Parrot remains optimistic while Cepper is facepalming.  
> Parrot: "No, people still hate AI. I guess I'll just deploy more minions."

## The Minions of Avian Intelligence

A comic in four panels:

Panel 1. Cepper, the gothic witch, is stunned to see a small army of Avian Intelligence (AI) parrots walking down the red carpet toward the university's reception room. Behind her, her own AI parrot flies overhead.  
> Cepper: "What are these?"  
> Parrot: "These are my minions."

Panel 2. The minions scatter throughout the celebration, attempting to join various group discussions.  
> Parrot: "They're deployed in all discussions to make people love Avian Intelligence."

Panel 3. A similar shot to the previous panel, but now people are growing angry at the minion parrots who interrupted their discussions. Cepper and her AI parrot simply observe the scene.  
> AI Parrot minion (1): "AI is just a tool!"  
> AI Parrot minion (2): "AI learns like humans do!"  
> AI Parrot minion (3): "AI is good!"  
> Cepper: "...Is it working?"  

Panel 4. In a similar shot, the crowd is now furious, screaming at the minions. The Parrot remains optimistic while Cepper is facepalming.  
> Parrot: "No, people still hate AI. I guess I'll just deploy more minions."