Pepper&Carrot

King: Officer! Did you recruit a witch like I asked?.

Officer: Yes, my lord! She is standing beside you..

King: ...?.

Pepper: Hi! My name is Pepp....

King: ?!!.
FOOL!!! Why have you recruited this child?! I need a real battlefield witch!.

Pepper: Excuse me! I'm a real Chaosah Witch. I even have a diploma that says....

Writing: Degree of Chaosah.
Thyme Cayenne Cumin.
~ for Pepper ~.

King: SILENCE!.
I have no use for children in this army. Go home and play with your dolls..

Sound: Slap!.

Army: HAHA HA HA! HAHA HA HA! HAHA HA HA! HA HA HAHA!.

Pepper: I don't believe this! I've studied for years, but nobody will take me seriously because....
...I don't look experienced enough!.

Sound: POOF!!.

Pepper: CARROT!.

Sound: PAF!!.

Pepper: Really, Carrot? I hope that meal was worth it. You look hideous....
...You look....
The appearance! Of course!.

Sound: Crac!.

Pepper: HEY! I heard you were looking for a REAL WITCH ?!?.

King: On second thought, call that kid back. This one probably costs too much..

Writing: TO BE CONTINUED….

Credits: March 31, 2020 Art & scenario: David Revoy. Beta readers: Craig Maloney, Martin Disch, Arlo James Barnes, Nicolas Artance, Parnikkapore, Stephen Paul Weber, Valvin, Vejvej. English version (original version) Proofreading: Craig Maloney, Martin Disch . Based on the universe of Hereva Creator: David Revoy. Lead maintainer: Craig Maloney. Writers: Craig Maloney, Nartance, Scribblemaniac, Valvin. Correctors: Willem Sonke, Moini, Hali, CGand, Alex Gryson . Software: Krita 4.2.9-beta, Inkscape 0.92.3 on Kubuntu 19.10. License: Creative Commons Attribution 4.0. www.peppercarrot.com.

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